No laundromats

There does not seem to be a single person in Paris willing to exchange time spent doing laundry for money. There's self-service laundromats (which work differently than in the US, and are documented in French) and there's dry cleaning. There does not seem to be a middle ground.

On the plus side we saw a cooper mini with brush guards and wheels on the back. It looked like it was designed to be stood up on end, and rolled into a parking spot...