more on the dannon frusion

Today on the way to lunch, somebody employed by my building had a table with free samples of the stuff just outside the cafeteria. Having insulted its name previously (even though I'm vaguely sure no one reads this (if so, what made you stick it out in the roughly 6 months between my first and second entries)), and being nigh-powerless in the face of free stuff, I felt obligated to try it out.

It is terrible. Truly awful. Four hours and two cokes later I still have the fake, plastic-y taste of something that I'm pretty sure is supposed to be a sweetener in my mouth. The name isn't the worst part of it, and that's impressive.

I'm envisioning the meeting where they came up with slogans for the name "With a name like Frusion it might not suck!" , "Tastes better than I think it sounds!", "Most people never use all of their taste buds. Frusion!", "What do you get when you mix raspberries with something that destroys cities?"